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Paul Haines

Haines / Water / Haineswater: the Sanction Chemist. A major comic engine of pH jokes, finance banter, bodily absurdity, political asides, Cardiff-Dar route escalation and the doctrine that all cars are ultimately Puntos.

Trips: 11
Recent posts: 0

Stats

Attendances

The Iron Lanyard

5th overall

11 conferences

2012, 2013, 2014, 2016, 2017, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026

Consecutive years

Longest Unbroken Streak

4th overall

6 years (2021-2026)

2021-2026

Years away

Return From Exile

14th overall

4 years (2017 to 2021)

2017 to 2021

Current streak

Restoration Run

1st overall

6 years

Through 2026

Founder attendances

The Founder's Burden

24th overall

Not present at foundation

Contrarian points

Contrarian Index

3rd overall

0.0 points

Favours the low-quorum years

One-off status

Most Glorious One-Off

21st overall

Not a one-off

Engagement points

Archive Stakhanovite

3rd overall

8 points

0 uploads / 0 memories / 0 comments / 32 views

Memories

Memory Depositor

3rd overall

0 memories

Trip memories added

Uploads

Media Quartermaster

3rd overall

0 uploads

0 photos / 0 videos

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